lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

Anonymously message me (1) thing you want to know about me.

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

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Date someone who will laugh at fart jokes immediately after u wake them up because ur tearducts are rebelling against all thats good in the world

This is the worst PMS ive had in forever emotions-wise like sINCE I WAS A CHILD, I had to wake up gabe like “my tear ducts havent stopped for like 3 hours am I dying”

#menstruation t

tarcaryen:

destroy this new idea that a woman can’t be strong if she cries over a man she’s lost. destroy the idea that you have to be cold and emotionally detached in order to be a strong woman

I have become addicted to EAs scrabble app where I can encounter online ppl in the fuckin scrabble trench help

Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.